Cast & Crew

Morgan Freeman

as Patrick Meighan

Amanda Seyfried

as Samantha

Liam Neeson

as Customer

Mark Wahlberg

as John

Seth MacFarlane

as Ted (voice)

Patrick Stewart

as Narrator (voice)

Patrick Warburton

as Guy

Tara Strong

as Ted Toy (voice)

Giovanni Ribisi

as Donny

John Slattery

as Shep Wild

Dennis Haysbert

as Fertility Doctor

Jessica Szohr

as Allison

John Carroll Lynch

as Tom Jessup

Nana Visitor

as Adoption Agent

Jay Leno

as Jay Leno

Sam J. Jones

as Sam J. Jones

Jessica Barth

as Tami-Lynn

Kate McKinnon

as Kate McKinnon

Bill Smitrovich

as Frank

Jimmy Kimmel

as Jimmy Kimmel

Ron Canada

as Judge

Lexi Atkins

as Waitress

Taran Killam

as Taran Killam

Rachael MacFarlane

as Meighan Assistant

Kate B. O'Brien

as Diner Waitress

Jack Knight

as Todd Kidder

Bobby Moynihan

as Bobby Moynihan

Michael Dorn

as Rick

Maggie Geha

as Female Nurse

Cocoa Brown

as Joy

Anissa Borrego

as Flash Girl (uncredited)

Anna Maiche

as Kissing Couple (uncredited)

William Xifaras

as Boston Neighbor

Tiffany

as Tiffany

Ralph Garman

as Stormtrooper

Tina Grimm

as Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Tom Brady

as Tom Brady

Dustin Ybarra

as Borg

John Viener

as Police Dispatcher

Alec Sulkin

as Obi-Wan

Nefetari Spencer

as Pundit

Sebastian Arcelus

as Dr. Ed Danzer

Lenny Clarke

as Cop (Boston PD)

Jay Patterson

as Karl Jackson

Julius Sharpe

as NYC Doctor

Barry Ratcliffe

as Pundit

Lauren Sánchez

as Boston Newscaster

Becki Dennis

as Receptionist

Wellesley Wild

as Pundit

Billy Concha

as Bachelor Party Guest

Rose Wakesho

as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Nea Dune

as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Ronald Boone

as Yacht Guest (uncredited)

Ronobir Lahiri

as Pundit

Zola Williams

as Dancer (uncredited)

Kt Baldassaro

as Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Katie McCabe

as Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)

John Franchi

as Bar Patron (uncredited)

Steve Callaghan

as Comic

Lexie Contursi

as Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Lance Norris

as Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Christy Scott Cashman

as Reporter

Noelle Trudeau

as Wedding Guest (uncredited)

David Goldman

as Pundit

Johnny Alves

as Security Guard

Luke Adams

as Wedding Announcer

Alexandra Creteau

as Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Jeffrey Stubblefield

as Pundit

Isabella Sanchez

as Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Kim Mulhauser

as Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Curtis Stigers

as Wedding Singer

London Hall

as Reporter (uncredited)

Kandiss Lewis

as Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)

J. Mark Donaldson

as Juror

Craig Ricci Shaynak

as Blind Guy

Enku Gubaie

as Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Chris Neville

as Cop (Boston PD)

Susan Garfield

as Woman at Diner (uncredited)

Ted Jessup

as Pundit

Claudia Zielke

as Baroness Girl (uncredited)

Michael Trisler

as Cyclist

Ryan Hanna

as Jogger

Chris Regan

as Pundit

Roseny Carrero

as My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)

Matthew J. Walters

as Hellboy

Scott Wahle

as Film Executive

Joseph J. Micucci

as Nerd (Wedgie)

Christopher Weigel

as Well Wisher (uncredited)

Josiah Blount

as Comic Con Fan

Sandra Yap

as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Toi'ya Leatherwood

as Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Aaron Zell

as Vendor

Julie Schmid

as Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Vincent M. Biscione

as Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)

Brittany O'Connor

as Cake Girl (uncredited)

Michael Steven Costello

as Jury Foreman

Sophie Mazzaro

as Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)

Chassidy Cox

as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Dustin Christenson

as Attendee (uncredited)

Laura-Elise Barrett

as Booth Girl (uncredited)

Liz Morgan

as NYC Nurse

Frank Lloyd

as Juror

Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

as Bailiff

Robert Holfelder

as Band Leader

Kate Gustafson

as Hasbro CEO Assistant

Silvio Cuadra

as Security Guard

Andrew Torres

as Jump Rope Guy

Stanis Krista Ames

as Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)

Chia Chen

as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Diana Emuge

as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Michelle Fonseca

as Courtroom Observer (uncredited)

Isabel Wagner

as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Sagan Rose

as Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Elizabeth Pollard

as Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)

Olivia McCarthy

as Booth Girl (uncredited)